In seeing problems with several friends over the same girl, I noticed the girl was creating problems for all 3 of them.
I then decided to coin a term that would from thereon easily describe situations similar to this, i.e. where a woman is causing problems for others.
1. As a noun:
PGP stands for (a) Pussy Given Problem.
A problem caused by a pussy or vagina, a
female sexual organ that has caused many problems through the ages. Often a lust for men.
2. As a verb:
PGPed (past tense) to have been burdened by a Pussy Given Problem.
3. As an interjection:
PGP stands for Pussies Give Problems.
This could be used as a wise saying amongst other to see clearly the problem at hand. When talking about a female problem amongst friends, one could say this one word "PGP." and will have accurately stated the obvious.
This term is not to be limited to just male problems, PGPs can come onto other females also.
Problems could spring in a lot of places, a PGP could be caused for a car to.
A woman might be trying to fix a car and ends up ruining it, she has PGPed the car.
I hope to have given my male friends a way to correctly assign the cause for many problems in their lives.
To solve a PGP is to "get rid of the bitch".
"A pussy is only as good as it can produce viable results in the world."
2. I remember when Joe was PGPed by Tracy, he failed his SATs because of her.
3. Jack: "Man I can't believe I haven't get rid of this headache yet, and my car broke down too, and all these weird things have been happening to me."
however some people prefer different pronouns than normal because their gender doesn't fit into "man" or "woman" and a transgender person might prefer a pronoun that is not the one they were assigned at birth.
it is considered polite to, instead of asking "are you a man or a woman?" to someone who's gender you cannot determine immediately, ask "what's your PGP?" An explanation is sometimes necessary
They usually spring up on you right before a big event when you don't have time to run to the bathroom. Being nervous or stressed out can make one suffer from having to take a P.G.P. Taking a pre-game poop will up your skills in sports such as volleyball and badminton. So, if you have somewhere important to go, or a long car ride to endure, remember: take a P.G.P.
Kayla: It depends on the size of my P.G.P.
They usually spring up on you right before a big event when you don't have time to run to the bathroom. Being nervous or stressed out can make one suffer from having to take a P.G.P. Taking a pre-game poop will up your skills in sports such as volleyball and badminton. So, if you have somewhere important to go, or a long car ride to endure, remember: take a P.G.P, and your colon will be poop free.
This is particularly significant to those living in Suite 1 of BT (MCLA).
Coined by volleyball extraordinaire, Christina (Skid).
Love, Stephanie and Carolyn
Kayla: I don't know, it all depends on the size of my P.G.P.
PGP's can vary from taking the biggest crap of your life, to experiencing explosive diarrhea so vile you run behind the nearest bush and drop your load to relieve your agony.
A PGP usually occurs prior to playing in an important game, acting in a play, your first court case as a lawyer, or any other event that would result in you feeling overwhelmed.
Zach: uh...I got take a PGP first...I'll be back.
Steve: Where the hell have you been, we have to go on stage in two minutes.
Mike: Oh, god! I had the worst PGP of my life, I think I just lost three pounds taking a dump in that trash can by the back of the theater.
2) Later used as "Pretty Good ___" as in Pretty Good Price, Pretty Good Product, Pretty Good Pussy, etc.
2) man, $1 for a hot dog and drink at a baseball game? that's a PGP!