Someone who looks great in profile but is fugly when looked at from a dead-on/full-frontal angle. Much like a PG-13 Movie, you want to avoid showing their full-frontal. See also "soft-core face."
"Girl, did you see the marathon of Naima's cycle of ANTM yesterday?"
"I KNOW, RIGHT?! Tyra and Nigel told her she looked ugly in her first straight-on photoshoot! She looked so much prettier from the side."
"Bitch still won despite her PG-13 Face."
"I KNOW, RIGHT?! Tyra and Nigel told her she looked ugly in her first straight-on photoshoot! She looked so much prettier from the side."
"Bitch still won despite her PG-13 Face."
by Huntergrayson June 6, 2009
A Pg-13 date only involves the basics and first base. This includes, making out, boob grabbing, ass grabbing, thigh touching and grabbing, and neck kisses
Me and mike went on a date but we kept it totally pg-13
Pg-13 date: keeping to the basics of what would happen in a pg-13 movie. Usually just first base
Pg-13 date: keeping to the basics of what would happen in a pg-13 movie. Usually just first base
by Dickconquerer69 August 2, 2017
When you're straight but would make out with someone of the same gender.
You would only do PG-13 things with someone of the same sex.
You would only do PG-13 things with someone of the same sex.
Nicole: hey do you see that girl over there?
Julia: yeah! she's cute!
Nicole: I'd make out with her but I don't want my face near another girl's vagina.
Julia: you're PG-13 bisexual for sure, girl!
Julia: yeah! she's cute!
Nicole: I'd make out with her but I don't want my face near another girl's vagina.
Julia: you're PG-13 bisexual for sure, girl!
by tsunamikitten January 19, 2015
A: How many relationships did you have?
B: Just a PG-13 relationship when I was ten, this is my first real one.
B: Just a PG-13 relationship when I was ten, this is my first real one.
by Potato3 April 21, 2020
Verb: To translate; Taking extremely offensive language and translating it into a socially acceptable (PC) version of said language.
Pre-translation: Hey Assfucker, gimme the watch or I'll skull-fuck your granny!
Post-translation: Excuse me good sir, what is the time?
Pre-translation: So I was saying to my hoe, "bitch, get off of your hairy goat ass and go get me some mutha-fuckin corn flakes"
Post-translation: So I was saying to Molly, "Honey, would you get me some cereal?"
Pre-Translation: So I was fucking my girls mom, when in walks her brother, takes off his pants and lays his dick on my shoulder.
Post-Translation: Yeah...umm...this hits too close to home... I'll pass on this...
Post-translation: Excuse me good sir, what is the time?
Pre-translation: So I was saying to my hoe, "bitch, get off of your hairy goat ass and go get me some mutha-fuckin corn flakes"
Post-translation: So I was saying to Molly, "Honey, would you get me some cereal?"
Pre-Translation: So I was fucking my girls mom, when in walks her brother, takes off his pants and lays his dick on my shoulder.
Post-Translation: Yeah...umm...this hits too close to home... I'll pass on this...
by frostedchaos.com August 30, 2004
A crap so pungent it requires you to warn the next bathroom user. The warning should include a reason for the rating.
"Be careful, I just took a PG-13 dump in there. It was rated for mild violence and suggestive themes."
"Your child will require parental supervision as the PG-13 dump I just took is still lingering."
"Your child will require parental supervision as the PG-13 dump I just took is still lingering."
by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008