Post-Election-Withdrawl-Syndrome:
The feeling of general depletion and emptiness in the few days after a presidential election. Caused by the sudden withdrawal of any campaign coverage, sound bites, or pictures of babies being kissed. May be accompanied by aimless clicking on news websites looking for something to read.
*NOTE: This condition has been observed in people whether their chosen candidate won or not.
The feeling of general depletion and emptiness in the few days after a presidential election. Caused by the sudden withdrawal of any campaign coverage, sound bites, or pictures of babies being kissed. May be accompanied by aimless clicking on news websites looking for something to read.
*NOTE: This condition has been observed in people whether their chosen candidate won or not.
Wife, to her Doctor: "I'm worried about my husband. Ever since the 4th, he's just been sitting at home wandering the New York Times and CNN for hours on end."
Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it. He probably just has an acute case of PEWS. He should be back on his feet by the end of the week."
Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it. He probably just has an acute case of PEWS. He should be back on his feet by the end of the week."
by Slunky1 November 07, 2008
(Pussy Eating Withdrawal Syndrome)
the state of fiending for eating of a woman's lovely shebiscuit also known as the lady cake or vagina/pussy.
the state of fiending for eating of a woman's lovely shebiscuit also known as the lady cake or vagina/pussy.
I could tell I was suffering from PEWS when all I could think about was going to town on her lady matter.
Female: "I could tell he had a severe case of PEWS because as soon as he went down on me I had crushed him with my thighs. That's how good it was"
Female: "I could tell he had a severe case of PEWS because as soon as he went down on me I had crushed him with my thighs. That's how good it was"
by Raphael The Fiending Eater January 25, 2011
The automatic laser gun goes pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
by _M1K3_ December 03, 2017
interj.
1. Used to imitate the sound made by firing a gun; specifically a laser gun (esp. a Stormtrooper rifle).
1. Used to imitate the sound made by firing a gun; specifically a laser gun (esp. a Stormtrooper rifle).
by LaunchOverIt August 03, 2005
When something is so terrible or cringe you have to make a gun sign , point it to your head and say pew pew pew motherfucker!
Bob: hey guys I just rolled a phat old spliff
*skinniest joint you’ve ever seen*
Katie: wtf pew pew pew
*skinniest joint you’ve ever seen*
Katie: wtf pew pew pew
by Stoner_katie August 30, 2018
1. Sound made by lasers, usually related to star wars.
2. Owning a person, usually related to world of warcraft
2. Owning a person, usually related to world of warcraft
by Aoshi May 29, 2006