I'll have both types of PB & J please. Yes, the sandwich and the weed.
by divinedevotion April 3, 2011
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When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.
My girlfriend lets me give her a PB&J when it's "crime scene week!"
by filthy pirate hooker August 24, 2011
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When a man loves his woman so much, he is willing to compromise on that day of the month. First, the dong is used to ravage her booty hole, and upon pulling out, the man's bell-end(penis head) is covered in a peanut butter substance. He then proceeds to mash his wanker into the jelly-filled period cooter, thus creating a perfect mashup of peanut butter and jelly in between two slices of ass.
My side piece has been on her period for the past week, but it's okay since I was able to make a delicious PB&J between her enormous bum cheeks.
by bell.end October 25, 2018
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Not peanut butter and jelly. Acronym for Pimps, Bitches and Jamaicans.
"What's you're clan tag PB&J mean? Peanut butter and jelly?"

"No retard, pimps bitches and Jamaicans"
by MagicBus February 16, 2009
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Standing for Peanut Butter & Jam (or Jelly). A delicious combination of spreads acceptable on toast, bread, taco or as is.
"Man, I could go for some PB&J right about now!"

"I'll go warm up the tacos..."
by WANK HOLE April 21, 2008
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an acronym for "painful boner and jizz."

it occurs after long periods of having no sexual release, and the penis get so hard it hurts and ejaculates at the slightest bit of excitement.
Tim: "did you see that new acountant?"

Jeff: "yeah, she is so hot!"

Tim: "I know! its been so long since i got laid she gave me a PB & J"

Jeff: "Thats gross..."
by jack ulation December 5, 2009
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A sexual move when you smear Peanut Butter and Jelly in a girl's vagina. You dunk a piece of bread into the vagina spreading the peanut butter and jelly on the bread, then eating it.
Misty: I'm hungry.
Brock: How 'bout you make me a New Jersey PB n J, bitch!
Misty: Ok.
by Cocktit69 February 20, 2010
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