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1. P.U.M.A
Possibly the Ugliest Man (Motherfucker) Alive.

Term used by Navy SubSchool students in Groton, CT.
That dude with the fucked up face is a PUMA
by Ian Jul 19, 2004 add a video
2. P.U.M.A
Penis Up My Ass
guy: heyy wanna catch a movie?
girl: nahh i'd rather have your P.U.M.A
guy: ok
3. P.U.M.A
Pants up my arse
Always happens in a awkward moment, ie, standing in a queue, in a important meeting, chatting to people. When you pants have ridden up your bottom crack, that you feel like screaming.

''I would love to stay and chat with you but i have a slight P.U.M.A problem to deal with first''
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