A noun that describes the level of statistical significance of a scientific study, or P-value. A small P-ness (low P-value) means that the study is very statistically significant.
Dr. Willie Cox: "I'd like to congratulate Dr. Peter Johnson, who worked in collaboration with Dr. Richard Wiener and Dr. John Thomas, on a phenomenal research publication. With a P-value of 0.0000001, I can definitively say to everyone that Dr. Johnson has perhaps the smallest P-ness I've ever seen in my life. Dr. Johnson, I hereby bestow upon you the title 'tiny P-ness guy' and hope everyone calls you that to honor you for the rest of your career."
Dr. Peter Johnson: "Uh thanks...I guess. Please don't call me that."
Dr. Peter Johnson: "Uh thanks...I guess. Please don't call me that."
by Nicholas D December 11, 2020
P-Ness is the newest word for all forms of conversation, from (1) Boredom (2) Excitment (3) Adult Conversation.
(1)
A: I am soooooooooo bored
B:P-ness
A:.....
A:WTF DOES THAT MEAN
(2)
A:Hey man I just won the loto
B:total P-Ness man
A:What?
B:Thats what she said
A:.... um .. what?
B:P-NESS
A:...right
(3)
A:Hey sexy
B:Check out my P-ness
A:FUCK DUDE WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, ok in example number 1 and 2 you said that, WTF does it mean?
B:It sounds like penis
A:o
A:Sweeeet
A: I am soooooooooo bored
B:P-ness
A:.....
A:WTF DOES THAT MEAN
(2)
A:Hey man I just won the loto
B:total P-Ness man
A:What?
B:Thats what she said
A:.... um .. what?
B:P-NESS
A:...right
(3)
A:Hey sexy
B:Check out my P-ness
A:FUCK DUDE WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, ok in example number 1 and 2 you said that, WTF does it mean?
B:It sounds like penis
A:o
A:Sweeeet
by Skiddles July 29, 2006
hanch: "hey nikkii spell I-hop and then say 'ness' at the end"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+ness:: "i ate chyo penis.....WOA THATS HILLARIOUS!"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+ness:: "i ate chyo penis.....WOA THATS HILLARIOUS!"
by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 11, 2008