An idiotic, slow and inept person who also uses way too much Oxycontin/Oxycodone. What is important to stress is that they would be a moron even without the Oxycontin/Oxycodone, but they're also a pillhead.
"Dang, where is Keith? He was supposed to meet us down at the lake an hour ago."

"Oh he's an Oxymoron... He went the wrong way... and smoked a month worth of 20's."
by Chad Wise April 17, 2012
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a combination of contradictory or incongruous words
AntiFA - is an oxymoron as it uses fascism to fight fascism
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oxymoron is a combination of oi and punk, hence the name
by steph January 3, 2004
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Poor Norman he has the intelligence of an amoeba and a face only a mother could love.
...yeah poor Norm, he's an Oxymoron.
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I got the shit kicked out of me at the moshpit at the oxymoron show!
by kendall October 8, 2003
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Anyone who falls for that late-night TV commercial for the goofy cleaning product, Oxy-Clean.
"Hi, Rufus and I just bought some cleaner sold by a huckster on television!"
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