Oxymoron

A stupid person with bad skin problems.

Poor Norman he has the intelligence of an amoeba and a face only a mother could love.
...yeah poor Norm, he's an Oxymoron.

by sunshiyong October 25, 2010

Oxymoron

A sentence with two words going in the contradictory order for each other.

1: Hey son wanna go to Eggworks?
2:Sure dad, I wanna see how eggs work!
This is an example of oxymoron

by HiGuyzItzMeh November 23, 2019

Oxymoron

An Oxymoron is a combination of contradictory words.

Oxymorons include
Asian-Italian
Cold Heat
Blind scout
Anything postive said with President Bush

by Fast Eddeh October 11, 2008

Oxymoron

When two words just shouldn't go together at all.

Most heard oxymoron: "Black people."

by Ymous, A, Anon August 19, 2008

Oxymoron

One who constantly contradicts oneself, generally with an IQ of 90 or below.

Person 1: "Hey, that PETA guy is wearing a fur coat!"
Person 2: "What an oxymoron..."

by Ethan45vio February 13, 2013

Oxymoron

Someone addicted to or who abuses Oxycontin

Elijah Hastings Darnell is a oxymoron.

by The ZPD April 30, 2009

Oxymoron

One who is behaving in a moronic way in the presence of oxygen

Melina was being an oxymoron when she heard about all the oxy that was readily available

by Kinkywitch November 9, 2016