the act of being totally paralised with shock and chronic wiggage.. when someone promotes a state of mental immobility by describing sometihng totally fucked up to you.
"man, did you see that fat stripper? he dirty flaps were hanging out...it owned me hardcore..."

"man that music owns me.."

"Dion totally owns me in his fucking purple stretch pants..i am going to kill that son of a bitch if he wears them again...."
by Chemical Mafia January 13, 2005
A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people.

See pawned, own3d and pawn3d
What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned!!
by Jose Gomez June 22, 2006
v. To dominate other person or thing so completely as to humiliate them. Often applies to first-person shooters when the victim is consistently "fragged," or shot to death.
Synonym is "pwned." Also, the e may be substituted with a 3 if the person speaks leet.
I owned this n00b...he constantly got fragged while he never got a shot on me.
by Fast_Fingers March 08, 2005
To do or say something making another person seem severely beaten or embarrased
< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
by f0gg0 February 19, 2005
- To get busted by someone.
- To get caught red handed.
- To get beat down physically or verbally.
- To get beat at a game of some kind.
- To get mocked out so hard, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.
MAN!!!! You got fuckin' OWNED, biotch!
by goldtoofblingbling November 06, 2004
The word owned refers to something or someone becoming the property of someone else after extreme domination. Similar to being served, being owned involves becoming the bitch of someone after being totally dominated or embarressed by them. The term owned can only be applied to severe cases of kickass and the total demoralisation of someone usually in public. The ownee must accept their ownage and submit to the bragging of the owner and those surrounded them for an extended period of time.
"Oh shit i just kicked that little kid in the face, i totally owned that bitch"
"Thats what your mother said last night, OWNED"
"Dude you got owned when he held you down and farted on your head".
by Duffman25 November 10, 2005
defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.
Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.
by marc March 09, 2005
To be fiercely defeated in a humiliating manner. This may be accompanied by a slight hand movement downward as if pulling the lever on a slot machine and yelling out "owned".
Damn, RJ, David just owned you in that game. You suck nuts.
by Bigfoot1193 November 21, 2004

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