A bird of prey that hunts for small animals at night because of it's nocturnal behavior. Its main calls are Hoot, O RLY, YA RLY, and NO WAI. When spotted the best way to announce it's presence is "LOLS AN OWL".
Owl: "Hoot hoot"

Dude: "LOLS AN OWL"

Owl: "O RLY?"

Dude: "YA RLY"

Owl 2: "NO WAI!!"
by Staples September 3, 2006
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The best thing that was ever put on the face of the Earth. Graceful, beautiful, powerful, perfect in every way. The only people who don't love owls are toucans, fish, and strange old men who want to stick baby owls in car mufflers. But that is only because they are jealous of the owls obvious superiority.
old man: "look at that stupid owl!"
fish: "gulpgulp"
Toucan: "SQUAAACK"
good person: HOW DARE YOU!!! YOUR JUST JEALOUS! OWLS ARE AWESOME!!!!
by TheAwesomeOWl May 9, 2008
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An "emo" band from Chicago, Illinois, started by Tim Kinsella and members of the former Cap'n Jazz. The band lasted only from 2001-2002, but it was still able to further the unique sound of the Kinsella brothers and make a name for itself within the emo and indie scenes. Tim and Sam went on to form Joan of Arc, Sam and Victor played together in Ghosts and Vodka, and Mike Kinsella went on to pursue his solo project "Owen".
"A promise implied can't be broken..." - Tim Kinsella of Owls
by parker123 September 29, 2007
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Any of various often nocturnal birds of prey of the order Strigiformes, having hooked and feathered talons, large heads with short hooked beaks, large eyes set forward, and fluffy plumage that allows for almost noiseless flight.
Person A: An owl goes "Hoot".
Person B: O RLY?
Person A: YA RLY.
by I'm all-in October 13, 2005
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Undercover name for the restaurant chain "Hooter's" that married men or men who still live at home use.
by ak March 14, 2003
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The rare York-Pennsylvanian Party Owl can be found stalking it's prey in it's work area, online, or at casual get-togethers. It can also be found nesting in barns cautiously poking it's head in and out. The typical diet of a York-Pennsylvanian Party Owl is hot girls, pot, and beer.
"Owl keeps pokin' his head in the barn lookin' for pot, and ladies."
by CS, and HA August 20, 2006
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A person who never sleeps at night
cindy cee is a bloody owl, she stays awake all night and sleeps at 6am everyday
by LOLyouuu April 11, 2012
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