oven mitt tits

titties that are so hot, that they are indeed too hot to handle with your bare hands.

Eric: hey Daniel, did you get a shot of that ol' fuck whistle with the insane oven mitt tits? Daniel: yeah, i caught them shits, and let me tell you that them titties were right above par. shit bird worthy!!

by queefridersoftheseventhdawn March 6, 2011

dirty oven mitt

When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.

I got an Dirty oven mitt during a Hot night with my S/O.

by CR&J January 13, 2018

oven mitt

You stick your fist up someone's ass, pull it out and it's completely covered in shit.

"Oh damn, that's a stinky oven mitt, where did you get it?"

"Casey's ass."

by whowearsshortshorts March 30, 2010

dutch oven mitt

see: cupcaked entry.

"You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."

by Ali Bongo. October 24, 2007

Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.

Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'

by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019

oven mitt titties

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.

Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.

by Punchcut February 24, 2017