A satanic game from parker bros.
Allows you to communicate with the dead.
The only dead people you can communicate with are the ones who were bat shit crazy and died in nut houses.
So thats why they make no sense.
The two pictures in the bottom corners allow the "spirits" to take over your body.
If one person plays it by themselves, they can become "possessed" by the EEVVIILLL spirits!!!

Us: "Does Johnny Love me?"

Ouija board: "MAEASDJJFE4SDZZZJAS69."
by Splenda, Jelly Donut February 16, 2008
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wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
Wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
by FadedZame March 21, 2022
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Stay the hell away from that satanic game, the game consists of putting the tips of your fingers of both hands on the base, the eye of the piece moves around without you doing it. The piece will spell out certain things, that you ask.

I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.

No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)

This crap opens a gateway/
If you're a Christian like me or had a previous experience, I hope you'll have enough sense to stay away from this.
by Not Zane August 18, 2004
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creepy "game" whether it works or not is not the true debate but if you do find it to work for you also notice the fact that they can lie to you once... they can lie to you every other time too. The "spirits" aren't grounded to certain rules of their own. It's recommended to keep your eyes shut during it, do not say anything that could imply an answer and such and don't count on it giving your future and dont let it pick your future either...the verge of breaking up.
The ouija board said multiple times (all separate days) that I would marry the guy Im with and when we were in an argument I asked again if whom was said before was really the person i was meant to be with and it said it was sure multiple times and we are now on the verge of breaking up.
by n0na July 1, 2006
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The ouija board is for contacting spirits ... It's not evil Stupid Teenagers think it's evil ,cause they don't know how to use it !
If you have no expirience with the occult ,stay away from this ! It can be very helpfull ,but you need to cast a protection circle .
Btw it't deffinetly not "Satanic" nor is it "Christian" nor any other religion what so ever ... It's not a toy ,it's a tool ,and it's not reccomended for kids(teens).
John got possesed by an evil spirit(entity) ...
Why ?
Cause he was too damn lazy and stupid to cast a Protection !!!
Then the evil spirit was banished.
After that he came here posting crap ,and telling people that it was a "Devil's tool" "Satanic gateway" AND scaring People ... * The ouija board isn't evil *
That's why i think people are stupid ^_^
by Zul`jin May 23, 2006
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A potential game that claims to be able to talk with the Spirit world of human spirits, demonic entities, etc. The name comes from the creator's sister, a medium, asking a spirit from the board the name for it, and is not the combination of Oui and Ja for hello in French and German. It is not the Yes Yes Board, Its the Good Luck Board, as that is what Ouija means, which is ironic for the multiple demonic entities you can meat.
Jack: When will we die?
Ouija Board: yes
by Commiie June 22, 2019
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Sexual slang referring to the act of two men, each making their right arms numb. Then with the lights off they begin to stealthily jack each other off to a spooky and mysterious orgasm.
Jeff: Are you moving it?
Matt: I'm not moving it, are you moving it?
Jeff: Well, I'm not moving it so you... Oh god I came.
Actual conversation between Fat and Juff giving each other a Ouija board.
by BIGtrainMcKAIN December 12, 2010
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