by dpgg22 February 14, 2022
Also Known as Thottawa, It is One of the worst cities in the Illinois Valley that is filled with Yee Yee’s and Fake Gang members as well as the best prostitutes you can find. Most famously known by being consistently bashed by TREYXIII. People typically who show support to this city are usually in love with crack and have an IQ below 80.
by TREYXIII May 24, 2019
There's a hole in the city and its name is Ottawa U
And if you're dull and boring than its the place for you
And if you're into concrete and ugly buildings too
Then welcome to Ottawa U
2-3-4
Fuck you, Ottawa U
What?
Fuck you, Ottawa U
en Francais Fuckais vous
Fuck you Ottawa U
2-3-4
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
...
And if you're dull and boring than its the place for you
And if you're into concrete and ugly buildings too
Then welcome to Ottawa U
2-3-4
Fuck you, Ottawa U
What?
Fuck you, Ottawa U
en Francais Fuckais vous
Fuck you Ottawa U
2-3-4
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
...
person 1: what is that?
person 2: well that my friend is the hole in our city, and its name is Ottawa u....
person 2: well that my friend is the hole in our city, and its name is Ottawa u....
by ray ray lolitaaa February 3, 2009
First, you fly to Ottawa and pick up a local lady. You start by breaking all of the restrictive bones in her body. Then, starting at her feet, you fold her body like an accordion up to her head. Hold her sideways and open up the “accordion”, revealing her vagina. Thurst into her, then out, then close the accordion. Open again, and repeat.
Malcolm: “Hey Shane, what do you want for Christmas?”
Shane: “I’m really hoping for a plane ticket to Canada. I need to cross the Ottawa Accordion off my bucket list.”
Shane: “I’m really hoping for a plane ticket to Canada. I need to cross the Ottawa Accordion off my bucket list.”
by ruralführer September 7, 2018
A small town in Ohio that is surrounded by Toledo but is technically its own town. Has a nicer school district and lower crime rate. It is also inhabited by rich people.
by gfdhasl February 18, 2013
It's funny, most of the definitions here say that the Maple Leafs are a lot better than the Sens. If the Leafs are so good why didn't the get into the playoffs? Granted the Senators didn't win the cup this season (2006 - 2007 Season) but they came a lot damn closer than the Leafs have since I don't know when.
Guy 1: Has any of the Canadian teams made it to the finals this year?
Guy 2: Yeah the Ottawa Senators did. 'Bout time.
Guy 1: That's true. Did the Leafs get to the playoffs?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: And everyone says the Leafs are better.
Guy 2: Totally
Guy 2: Yeah the Ottawa Senators did. 'Bout time.
Guy 1: That's true. Did the Leafs get to the playoffs?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: And everyone says the Leafs are better.
Guy 2: Totally
by Jordanwb June 18, 2007
The Ottawa Senators were brought back as an expansion team in 1992 in order to bring back respectable hockey to Ontario since the Leafs and their fans are a total embarrassment to the sport of hockey. While the Sens started out as one of the NHL's worst teams by far, they have since evolved to become one of the league's elite teams. Quite simply put, the Senators have become the most fearsome team in Canada. No direspect is meant towards 4 of the other 5 canadian teams but the Sens are as good as a hockey team can possibly get with the exception of the Montreal Canadiens in their glory days of course.
Ottawa has managed to score more than 300 goals this season. They actually have scored more than any other team. Only Detroit has allowed less goals than Ottawa. The Ottawa Senators actually have good chances to win the Stanley Cup. Which is very much unlike the other Ontarian team.
by Dr.Cain April 14, 2006