A fat ape looking kid who is very funny and gets in trouble a lot in school
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by Thlvr September 4, 2019
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He’s the gayest person you could ever find he doesn’t give a fuck whether you call him cute or sexy he’ll take the compliment and suck you off
“Osvaldo you look sexy today”
“Wanna come over I’ll suck the shit out of you”
by Gregory condom June 7, 2020
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A handsome mexican that respects girls and will do anything to make her happy. he is very good in bed and his balls are just the right size to play with. his penis is the best one you will kill for. if you're a girl you should try to find a guy named osvaldo hes different from all the other guys hes sweet, cute,trustworthy, and always has something good to say to his special girl. He's not a jerk and a player.
girl 1: i want osvaldo
girl 2: hes the best
by 98701 November 7, 2011
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A rare handsome Italian guy. This name in Italian is very uncommon thus people tend to keep Osvaldo's around when they find them. Usually a funny guy.
Guys I found an Osvaldo for our group!
by KentaNYC September 23, 2010
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A fugly 4 eyed skinny person who acts like a kid and has a extremely hot sister and a mother who was overused so much that her pussy is drier than sand
by Hylios May 1, 2023
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