Me: my wife cheated on me with someone named oskar
My friend: oh damn he probs dicked her down good with his 8’
My friend: oh damn he probs dicked her down good with his 8’
by Gdvf October 24, 2020
A pro gamer with brown hair and brown eyes. Loves history and really wants to start a Russian revelution to reunite the sovient union. He has a 90 percent chance of winning any war and has extremely good fighting abilitys that he likes to keep a secret. He loves parkour too. He is really communist and gets in trouble alot. If you see someone with this name do not challenge him to a fight at first he may seem bad but after 15 mins he's practacily a ninja. He has a big chance of starting and winning the Russian revelution.
Oskar is also lonley but is a good friend once you get to know him. He's annoying sometimes but good to keep around. He is also fearless and would challenge anyone to anything
by The Communist Party Of Lenin September 27, 2020
Oskar. A man with a huge penis small balls. Usually shy but gets all the girls attentions. He probably lost his virginity at age 16. Oskar’s usually are gamers with blonde hair blue eyes.
Girl 1: Hey you see that kid with a huge penis?
Girl 2: Ye and small balls... MUST be a Oskar!
Girl 1: He probably already had sex.
Girl 2: I NEED him!
Girl 2: Ye and small balls... MUST be a Oskar!
Girl 1: He probably already had sex.
Girl 2: I NEED him!
by Sbwhwjnr September 9, 2019
An Oskar is a guy with a massiv dick, and never gay. He has probably railed your mom ;) If you know an Oskar you know he is not sus at all, he's very straight and in fact loooooves pussy. he always has wired sus gay friends tho.
He is magical with words and can seduce any cat he wants.
He is magical with words and can seduce any cat he wants.
by NlGg4 April 15, 2021
by kazinay August 31, 2018
Usually has a massive dick with large balls. 46.cm long dick and 20.cm wide.
Hansome,strong and the sexyest guy on earth.
Hansome,strong and the sexyest guy on earth.
by Hejgirlellen December 13, 2016
Oskar is a very violent person. Oskar is known to be against "me too" after he reportedly hit a woman in the head. Oskar is a person who always shows up at school because he has nothing else to do. Oskar thinks he is a black person, just look at his playlist. Oskar loves to buy tickets for shit concerts. Oskar is also a nice guy
by Lassemovie November 15, 2021