An Osbert will always be a fresh new chapter of your life.

He never fails to impress you with his widespan of knowledge.
He is the BIGGEST fan of aviation and knows everything from the airplane engines to how the air traffic control towers operate.
Most importantly he is good at wes.

Look! It's Osbert! He's such a cool guy.

Osbert by Sealoft July 23, 2020

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Osbert

The heroine from an epic poem by the critically acclaimed Sarah Louise. In the poem, Osbert fought brutal monsters of darkness and met the lovely and fabulous Sarasaur who immediately captured her heart. Shortly after their defeating of several other monsters, the two lovers ran away and living happily ever after in perfect harmony. In their home Winslor, a fellow warrior and public enemy/ally, lived under their beautiful hard wood floor boards.

Wow! Did you read that poem about Osbert!?! It was amazing!

Osbert by sarasaur_loves_osbert April 23, 2009

Osbert Huang

A person that have some really nice friends, and fucking popular when there is a project or teamwork.

A: Osbert! Join our team!
B: Hey! Osbert is ours!
Osbert Huang: No, I’m William’s

Osbert Huang by Mr.Slug March 24, 2021

Ogbert

A nerdy individual; when he removes his glasses, everyone realizes that he is actually handsome.

Ogbert: Oh, my glasses are dirty. *Removes glasses for cleaning*

Hot Blonde Girl: Ogbert?! *Stunned by his sudden good looks*

Ogbert: *Grin*

Ogbert by kit&kaboodle November 28, 2010

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oobert goobert by Oobert Goobert December 22, 2019

obert

the word originally defines an intelligent young man, however, he died from having a large penis. Thus, his name defines anyone who has a big penis.

For an example, damn yo, billy has a Obert. I hope he doesn't go down like him.

obert by Obert A. Kong July 25, 2004

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026