Pulling an Ortiz is the act of skipping either a break or lunch in favor of getting more work done. This phrase is only used if you are sure not to request overtime or any compensation for this extra work time, you do it out of the kindness of your heart, or rather the sense of accomplishment you get out of having done more for the company and customers.
The ultimate "Pulling an Ortiz" is when you come in to work on your day off just to check on your coworkers.
The ultimate "Pulling an Ortiz" is when you come in to work on your day off just to check on your coworkers.
by Pfizer September 26, 2005
by it's chris crocker. March 19, 2009
When you're trying to nail a girl and keep getting shut down, so you wait until she's in her 50's and everyone else has banged her and left her a tattered shell of her former self, then have a pop and act like you achieved something
by Autistic_Beardy November 27, 2018
Jimmy Ortiz is the most amazing beautiful guy in the whole wide world. He is like the sun... or the billions of stars in our galaxy, the milkyway. it is the name of a great breakdancer, he skills give me a wet crouch. whenever he looks at you, you get orgasms. he eyes are brighter than the glow-in-the-dark unicorn shaped rubber band.... OR A SUPERNOVA! he is sooooo supper cute, i could talk about him for 24/7. i'll love him for theee rest of my life. whenever i think about him i think about food... food is the best, i love food. jimmy is the kind of guy you'd see and say "ay, you craci! give some of YOUR popcorn"
by theeRealWALDO123456789 May 14, 2010
Anthony is one of the most kindest and caringest people ever and his music is amaing. Stream Speed It Up out March 5th :)
by monsternergygun February 27, 2021
A college student, who can get a lot of ass if he tried, but does not apply him self to the female student body. He is the type of student that, on the first four days of college he goes home with three different girls, but does not fornicate with any of them. Usually he dose not think of him self as an attractive person, but many female (and male) students would rate him an 11 to 11.5 on a scale of 1-10.
That kid Eric Jeffers is a real Alex Ortiz, he could have fornicated with 8 of the hottest girls at the party tonight, but instead he went home with that lemon.
by candela68+1 October 3, 2011
A Mexican-American Mixed Martial Artist, once feared by many 10 years ago, but now he is a joke. He is ridiculed for his unusually large head (he looks like a thumb with a face painted on), speech impediment that results in him stumbling over is own words as a result of trying to speak numerous sentences in one breath and the fact that he's married to a syphilitic ex-porn star Jenna Jameson.
Claims to be "The People's Champion", yet no body gives a shit about him, and usually laugh insanely hard when he makes excuses for losing, which has become his trademark. Perhaps his most memorable excuse was that he "had a cracked skull" despite hyping that he had never felt so fit and healthy in his entire life.
Tito Ortiz is a terrible human being; he's depriving useful people of much needed oxygen and may possibly be a closet homosexual. He has a tendency to claim other men are his "bitches" but it's unsure if there is a gimp mask or a rubber ball-gag involved. There probably is.
In the midst of his downward spiral from MMA superstar to joke, he was scheduled to fight his employer, walking mouth, Dana White. Ortiz backed out 2 days before the fight when he realised he'd suffer yet ANOTHER humiliating lose, to a fight promoter instead of professional fighter this time. He also feared he'd be beaten to death because of Dana White's intense hatred of him.
Also, Tito had a few turd-like qualities.
Claims to be "The People's Champion", yet no body gives a shit about him, and usually laugh insanely hard when he makes excuses for losing, which has become his trademark. Perhaps his most memorable excuse was that he "had a cracked skull" despite hyping that he had never felt so fit and healthy in his entire life.
Tito Ortiz is a terrible human being; he's depriving useful people of much needed oxygen and may possibly be a closet homosexual. He has a tendency to claim other men are his "bitches" but it's unsure if there is a gimp mask or a rubber ball-gag involved. There probably is.
In the midst of his downward spiral from MMA superstar to joke, he was scheduled to fight his employer, walking mouth, Dana White. Ortiz backed out 2 days before the fight when he realised he'd suffer yet ANOTHER humiliating lose, to a fight promoter instead of professional fighter this time. He also feared he'd be beaten to death because of Dana White's intense hatred of him.
Also, Tito had a few turd-like qualities.
1) Dana White: Tito Ortiz is MY bitch.
Tito Ortiz: Yes sir, please don't hit me, sir.
2) Dana White: I took a wicked dump this morning, it looked like Tito Ortiz.
Lorenzo Fertitta: I hope you flushed, buddy.
Dana White: I did, and just like the real Tito Ortiz, the piece of shit just wouldn't go away.
Tito Ortiz: Yes sir, please don't hit me, sir.
2) Dana White: I took a wicked dump this morning, it looked like Tito Ortiz.
Lorenzo Fertitta: I hope you flushed, buddy.
Dana White: I did, and just like the real Tito Ortiz, the piece of shit just wouldn't go away.
by Tito's #1 Fan March 26, 2012