A character on Final Fantasy Tactics. He has a cult with one member revolving around himself and his "bastard son" Sabin
started by some annoying douchebag with the username TurbidCurrent on GameFAQs, who trolls various boards with unfunny alts and unwavering loyalty to his "gods". According to TurbidCurrent, Orlandu is real, and is the god of thunder and/or Cids. His raw power is apparently only equaled by some gay wrestler called the Shaman of Sexy. The stupid fucktard claims that Chuck Norris is Orlandu's mortal enemy, and insists that he is actually Skeletor in disguise. Unsurprising, TurbidCurrent shits himself and starts fagging out whenever someone mentions the Chuck Norris Facts, and often talks about someone named Kelly Stone kicking Chuck's ass.