Opticasm

Opticasm, is the usage of both Optimism, and sarcasm.

"Mark, we can totally expect to have 300 hotel guests coming in today on our slowest day." - The speaker is showing optimism, and sarcasm. Thus, Opticasm.

Opticasm by Joshua (Renown Recon) McClain January 27, 2010

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Optigasm

1. The be all end all of all orgasms
2. Orgasm to the thought of Megan Fox
3. An Orgasm brought on by a transformers fetish

Jeremy: Oh shit I just had an Optigasm
Lucy: God dammit we're not watching Transformers ever again

Optigasm by The Trantastic Johnny G February 23, 2009

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Opticasm • Optigasm • Optical manure • optical media bad • optical migraine

Optigasm

When you see so many hot girls/guys back to back that the light impulses slowly travel down to your genitals and turn you on.

Hey dude, I just passed by the strip and you wouldn't believe how many babes I saw in a row. I have to go clean myself up because I just had an optigasm.

Optigasm by runitdude April 21, 2015

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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