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The most beautiful, amazing, love-At-first-sight, heartbreaking bitch you will ever know if you come across her. She can find you in a variety of forms, such as oxycodone, codeine, and one of her most potent, heroin. She will ruin everything in your life from your relationships to your own feeling of self worth. But you have to remember that all of this is okay, as long as she finds her way back to you with her warm, comforting embrace. Still, after every high, you are left empty and incomplete, searching for her once again, and you will find her by any means necessary. The morals that once defined you are gone, because nothing can stand between you and this love. But as I said before, this is all made okay by that familiar touch.

Those of you considering a little experimentation with this crazy bitch, tread lightly. She might not come at you the way you expect, she'll just feel really nice, and that's it. But as one thing leads to another, you are eventually left with a choice to be made. Once that choice is made, the life you once lived no longer exists. She is you're entire world, and a life without her is literally unbearable. She is the one true love that you will never get over, as she will find her way into every dull aspect of your life, calling you for her attention. The dance you once had with this devil now becomes a prison, in which even sweet death may never free you from.
"Yo I stole that laptop so now we can get bag money, god I love opiates"
"I've already accepted that I'm going to die in my twenties and I don't even care, as long as I have these opiates bro."
"We're gonna be the people Billy uses as an example for his kids not to drugs when we're dead hahaha, but damn these opiates"
Opiates by Doped January 4, 2015
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opinestein 

To brilliantly ponder about something before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.
I’m not sure if your idea is innovation or will bankrupt the company, I will need to opinestein on it this weekend.
opinestein by Seddy Mazel May 26, 2018
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Opies a flag 

OP is a fag. Basically a phrase used in /b/ to pwn someone who's asking for the name of a movie after posting a picture of it.
OP: YOU GUISE YOU KNOW WHAT MOVIE IS THIS GIF FROM? ILL DUMP PR0N IN RETURN

Anon: It's from Opies a flag

OP: OH THANK YOU SIR

OP (minutes later): WAIT, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE...
Opies a flag by Mr Winters October 16, 2009
A snowball/softserve stand in Catonsville, MD where everyone goes to hang out on summer nights. It is far superior to, and cheaper than the much less popular tastee zone. Owned and operated by Catonville's finest.
"hey, what're you up to?"

"nothing at all, want to meet at opies?"

"yeah, i'll be there in 5!"
opies by zxcvb1234 February 5, 2009

Optessimist

1. Being in-between: not fully a pessimist, and not fully an optimist either; the sweet spot.
Davis: "I know, I'm such a pessimist."

Kat: "I'm an optessimist, so sometimes I'll think that everything I do is wrong, but other times I'll just be happy for the future and what comes next. Beat that."
Optessimist by nesbolin! April 18, 2011
a place where teenagers in catonsville meet up in order to smoke or sit around and be gay.
skater guy: hey are we trying to chill today?

hollister chick: yeah! let's meet up at opies.

skater guy: sounds chill. we can smoke some shit there too.

hollister chick: hell yes!
opies by leah clearwater June 28, 2008

ghetto opiates 

The "secret" ingredient to certain brands of malt liqour which makes it so easy to get so messed up on it
(After drinking two 40oz of Olde English): Man these ghetto opiates got me messed up
ghetto opiates by J. April 2, 2003