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27 definitions by J.

 
1.
Princeton's nerdy, unathletic brother.
I was going to go to Princeton, but i'm fat and I'd rather not have fun in college, so I'll go to Harvard.
by J. March 18, 2005
 
2.
The Devil governing the Earth...
-Who won the election on November 2nd?
-The Devil did.
by J. November 03, 2004
 
3.
Maybe the best rapper ever. Despite being white, (in songs like "White America" and other places, a question is raised as to whether this may be BECAUSE of, instead of DESPITE being white) Eminem has sold more than any other hip-hop artist ever. He started off poor in Detroit, and released two Albums to no real breakout success - "Infinity" and "The Slim Shady EP". Then he was discovered by Dr. Dre, and soon released "The Slim Shady LP" under a actual record label - a first for him. He has since gone on to sell over 80 million with subsequent "The Marshal Mathers LP", "The Eminem Show", and "Encore", among other side projects. There was a movie based on his early life, 8 Mile.
Eminem may not have had an impact on the formation of today's rap like 2pac did, but when all is said and done, he's probably changed it more.
by J. March 19, 2005
 
4.
getting drunk on vodka
I've got a fifth of Popov and I'm about to get russian
by J. April 02, 2003
 
5.
also known as "crank call"
A call you make to a stranger in which you say random things.
Mrs.Funk: Hello?
Me: Are you funk-ay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
Me: Are you funkay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
. .. . . . . . . . . *dead silence*
by J. August 28, 2004
 
6.
Is characterized by or having great physical beauty and appeal.

admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful, hot
damn aint she pulch!
by j. November 20, 2004
 
7.
Dont fuck with this one....Mentally unstable and a barbaric hell-slaughter of rage and hatred.
Picture the weight of the world charging at you @ 4000 mph!!!
by J. January 17, 2004