Ophiuchus (Pronounced "oh FEE uh cus" -- not "Oh Fuck Us") was added as an official zodiac sign on January 13th 2011. Ophiuchus is represented by a naked man with a long snake. This zodiac sign was probrably added by perverted astrologers to seduce women, since they are the only ones who seem to care/read horoscopes.
Guy #1:Stupid Ophiuchus!! I was a scorpio.. NOW I'M A LIBRA?
Guy #2: Dude, I don't fucking care.
by rockkrock January 14, 2011
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not a fucking zodiac sign ophichus is a bitch
zodiac signs)wtf is that shit ophiuchus)I- zodiacs-GET THE FUCK OUT
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The Serpent Holder. The thirteenth zodiac sign.

Ophiuchus has been left out because it would be too expensive to add it on, or becasue of precession of the earth.
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A constellation. Recently added as a zodiac sign. That aspect is controversial. It's also a fucking name you assholes.
hey ophiuchus how was your fucking day good how bout you
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a zodiac sign that ruined the 12 zodiac signs

it got its own f*cking emoji wtff

why just why was this invented here are the new zodiac signs
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces good night

Ophiuchus you can sleep on the f*cking floor
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The ophiuchus is the new zodiac sign that screwed everyone else’s sign up.
Ophiuchus is new and none of us Like him
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Ophiuchus wtff why just why

it ruined the zodiac signs every zodiac sign is now pushed back one I was an Aries and now I am a Pisces...

I mean even there symbol is fucked up it is a naked man holding a snake go look on emojis you will see long story short Ophiuchus is an ass hat
Aries and every other zodiac sign good night

Ophiuchus go sleep on the fucking floor
by idk what to name myself ...... December 7, 2020
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