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Opiate Shuffle

When a piece of white trash fakes a limp due to some illegitimate back injury to obtain pain killers to snort
Hey guys, you should really hide your prescription bottles Dirty Mike is on the way over and you know he's going to be rocking that opiate shuffle today.
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Communication device used by Sam Fisher of the Splinter Cell book/video games that resembles a PDA and is used to communicate to the support team in the NSA via wireless network
Sam details on your opsat
opsat by Sam Fisher L337 September 7, 2007
Being under the influence of an opiate based substance (Opium, Heroin, Oxycontin, Morphine, Hydrocodone)
Example 1: After getting a dose of morphine in the ambulance Miles felt opiated.

Example 2: "I was so opiated last night after popping some oxycontin"
Opiated by MilesGraham November 4, 2011

opiate of the masses

Something addictive that keeps the public complacent.
The most beautiful, amazing, love-At-first-sight, heartbreaking bitch you will ever know if you come across her. She can find you in a variety of forms, such as oxycodone, codeine, and one of her most potent, heroin. She will ruin everything in your life from your relationships to your own feeling of self worth. But you have to remember that all of this is okay, as long as she finds her way back to you with her warm, comforting embrace. Still, after every high, you are left empty and incomplete, searching for her once again, and you will find her by any means necessary. The morals that once defined you are gone, because nothing can stand between you and this love. But as I said before, this is all made okay by that familiar touch.

Those of you considering a little experimentation with this crazy bitch, tread lightly. She might not come at you the way you expect, she'll just feel really nice, and that's it. But as one thing leads to another, you are eventually left with a choice to be made. Once that choice is made, the life you once lived no longer exists. She is you're entire world, and a life without her is literally unbearable. She is the one true love that you will never get over, as she will find her way into every dull aspect of your life, calling you for her attention. The dance you once had with this devil now becomes a prison, in which even sweet death may never free you from.
"Yo I stole that laptop so now we can get bag money, god I love opiates"
"I've already accepted that I'm going to die in my twenties and I don't even care, as long as I have these opiates bro."
"We're gonna be the people Billy uses as an example for his kids not to drugs when we're dead hahaha, but damn these opiates"
Opiates by Doped January 4, 2015

oppatitidada

OPPATITIDADA is the scientific term for ‘stupid’. It is used for when a person or persons is being extremely infuriating, and you must let them know that they must stop.
Leigh stop being an OPPATITIDADA.
oppatitidada by Squidwardman November 19, 2019