Top Definition
The pseudonym of anyones name that is not known to you. Also, elf cum.
Elf 1:"Dag, yo. U see that fine bitch over there? Whats her name?"
Elf 2: Oh yea...shes in my math class..her name is Sally...uh...Oopenspoof. Damn, if she wasnt so green, id stick it in her mouth and let her taste my oopenspoof.
by Koko May 09, 2003

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