Oneties

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The name of the decade from 2010 to 2019. We've had the noughties, and after 2020 we will have the twenties, so this has to be the most logical name for the one between.

Man: I've had some fun during the noughties!
Other Man: Yes, just think what fun we could have during the oneties!

Oneties by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009

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onesies

Colloquial description of a one piece leather suite used for motorcycle riding. Term originally coined by highly esteemed female Australian bike rider of Melbourne location many many years ago. Since purchasing her own "onesies" it has been decreeded under Melbourne Bike Rider assesment to be the hottest arse in a set of onesies evvaaaaaaaaaaar !!!

she " Dude onesies for the track today ?"

dude "hell yeah help me pull 'em on"

she " meh, your arse aint never gunna look as good as mine does in onesies"

onesies by sharkuss February 2, 2010

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Oneties • Oneites • obeties • onetis • Onesy • onesie season • one-teste-jesse • one testiciallian • One testicle • One Tissue Issue

onetis

That one girl you really obsesed with.

Guy one: dude it’s been 3 months get over her!
Guy two: i know but she’s perfect in every way she all i need!
Guy one: not another onetis bro u need to play the field, she’s just not that into you

onetis by tux* October 14, 2009

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onesies

sexyyy !
sexiest garment on earth ;)

ninette: yo bry, r u going to the pajama party ?
bry: yea im wearing my onesies
ninnete: sexayyy ! ;)

onesies by cytb April 12, 2011

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onesies

One piece long underwear, generally worn by infants and toddlers. Plural of onesie.

I have a drawer full of onesies from when I was five years old.

onesies by phreek123 December 9, 2008

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onesies

N. urination. Derived from the term number one. Originally used in the sitcom show Scrubs.

"Sorry, gotta go make onesies."

onesies by Scrubby May 6, 2008

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Oneites

Oneites is the condition where a man is unaware of his options or is afraid of losing a woman that they become a beta pussy and in some cases even a cuck.

Jimmy went on 2 dates with a slut and now he has oneites, he thinks this is his only chance for love.

Oneites by @mrkulci December 13, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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