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A person that on the shell looks simpleton, yet possess great acumen and demonstrate resilience and fortitude. This person can be known for having a great sense of humor and can discern what really is important in life.
‘I never thought that he will ever make it after this one, but he is such an onell that he has come out unscathed and laughing about it’
by Ihavetherightstuff August 24, 2011

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Commonly a person that is a scared of pretty much everything. Usually known for hiding behind trees, and pissbolting at any sign of trouble.

Also see: Safety Boy
"Dude, Beenz hasnt been out for like 2 months, he's becoming such an Onell"

"Come on dude, don't be such an onell"
by Julz69 July 14, 2006

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