One finger salute

international understanding of 'fuck you'

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1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.

by zingeraddict May 28, 2011

one finger salute

what you give the police

I gave the pigs (police) the finger.

by nospeedtraps January 22, 2004

One finger discount

A one finger discount is similar to a five finger discount, Except Instead of stealing something from a regular store you steal an item from a dollar store.

Young Jimmy got a one finger discount ... Too bad he got caught and got a one dollar legal fee he has to pay.

by TheWhiteDeath10 July 8, 2017

One finger up

Meaning that you're deeply in love with Luq

Look, she's in love with Luq. One finger up!!

by LoveFlower July 6, 2022

one finger death punch

When you put your finger in someone else's bum too hard they will get the "One finger death punch".

Girl: Don't one finger death punch me!

by Retrogiraff August 29, 2015

One-fingered butt plunge

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.

Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.

by LongWayfromHome September 7, 2010

the one finger snot blow

When someone covers up one nostril and blows snot out of the other nostril . then proceeding to wipe the snot on their clothes. Mainly seen in estern Europe

I saw some dude doing the one finger snot blow last night it was nasty .

by bibos January 25, 2017