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On the Dock

To be excluded from a group of people who are seemingly enjoying themselves. The opposite feeling of "on the yacht."
example 1:
Steve- "Where is mike? I thought he was coming to this club?"

James- "They wouldn't let him in... I guess he is on the dock now."

example 2:
"Everyone is talking about Stephanie's party last night... i was not invited. I'm totally on the dock right now."
On the Dock by Reilly Bodycomb February 17, 2009
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Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger 

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger, you should try it!"

one foot on the boat, one on the dock

The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.
The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?

Spock on the Dock 

When a government employee has sexual intercorse at the office. This term is primarily used around the DTRA.
My girlfriend and I went Spock on the Dock this weekend when we were feeling a little frisky! I wouldn't touch the desk if I were you...

squid on the dock 

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.
Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".

heaven on the docks 

An expression of enjoyment, happiness, and relief.
Heaven on the docks, man!

Beauty in the frock, man!

on the docket 

To be on the set arrangement of plans: ON SCHEDULE, ACCORDING TO THE AGENDA
What's on the docket for today?
on the docket by JT Dollar Sign August 31, 2003