Old boot

A women who looks much older than her age because she's all used up both physically and emotionally.

"Wow, this dive is full of old boots."

by Bin thair September 26, 2015

OLD BOOT

a vagina belonging to a very nasty looking woman.
(it most likely smells like an old boot)

-I can't believe you hooked up with that chick...
-yeah i regret it, she smelt like an old boot.

-(see's fat girl jogging)
-check out that sweaty old boot!

by Cecil says August 6, 2011

Old Boot

An affectionate form of address, usually said by a man to another man, indicating your level of comfort with that person is equal to that of an old, well broken-in boot (as opposed to a cramped, new shoe.)

Thanks for letting me borrow your car, and loaning me gas money.

No worries, old boot, we go way back!

by Kushi-Kat February 6, 2012

fuck my old boots!

an exclamation of surprise or disbelief used quite frequently in yorkshire(south)

1:
two men driving rather fast and having to swerve violently to avoid an on coming vehicle andy's mate shouted "Fuck my old boots that was close yer twat!"
2:
you have just got home after a great night out and sitting in the middle of your room floor is the bigest turd you have ever seen ,reeling with shock and horror the only words you are able to utter is "Fuck My Old Boots!"

by shagg nasty February 7, 2005

fuck my old boots

anger and frustration

fuck my old boots lou.i need to smash you into orbit asap

by leogets2007 September 5, 2006

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning

That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

by JP408 June 6, 2007