the team with the most passion while playing, have the most passionate fans, the best ice, 5 stanley cups, wayne gretsky, mark messier, ryan smyth, the best team ever, better than calgary, and is in the best city in the world!!!!!!!!!!!
by emano93 April 18, 2007
The best hockey team EVER. They kicked ass in the 2006 playoffs, and would have won the cup if the jackass on carolina didn't hurt rolli the goalie.
The edmonton oilers are loved by alllll!
by Miss.Sexxi. July 5, 2006
An update from either a news organization or a friend regarding another failed attempt to stop the BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
**Oiler Alert** Hi Nancy, Wow, the 2016 Summer Olympics were great! Btw, I just heard those incompetent fuckheads at BP botched another attempt to stop the oil spill.
by Guido66 May 30, 2010
Stanley Cup finalists in the 2006 playoffs, failures in the next season. It's the early 1990s all over again. It must be right time to fire the head coach MacTavish and the GM Lowe now.
After they traded Chris Pronger to the Anaheim (Mighty) Ducks in the off-season and Ryan Smyth to the NY Islanders in the NHL 2006/07 season trade deadline. The Edmonton Oilers were are in a slump while the Ducks (the team the Oilers eliminated in the 2006 playoffs Western Conference finals) went straight to the Cup.
It's a sad time to be an Oilers fan.
It's a sad time to be an Oilers fan.
by Tasty Butter November 23, 2007
A team that was legendary in the 80's winning 5 cups then sucked for 15 years before winning the western confrence in 2006 followed by a Ten year rebuild and then a return to the playoffs lead by the second coming Conor McDavid
by WWF Attitude June 17, 2017
When a man takes his chew/ dip out of his mouth and puts it in a women’s ass hole before engaging in anal sex in hopes of her having explosive diharia shooting shit, chew and cum all over him and her.
by Big daddy d 777 July 2, 2018
The worst canadaian hockey team in the NHL. That had a lucky 05/06 playoff run and glory days that where a vey long time ago. Unable to keep anygood players because their family hates the city that is sometimes called. Deadmonton. (Pronger, Gretzky, etc.)
(cbc announcer) Edmonton Oilers miss the playoffs one more year because they have no good players
(2nd cbc announcer)I saw that coming, oilers suck!
(2nd cbc announcer)I saw that coming, oilers suck!
by Adam. July 20, 2006