The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
by Allen75x June 1, 2010
When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.
A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."
B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"
A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"
B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."
B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"
A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"
B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."
by Toby The Cat September 17, 2010
To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.
by Bucky Cap July 8, 2010
Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.
Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?
Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*
Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?
Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*
by TacoMann August 20, 2010
"Did you see that kid throw up in the hallway today? The vomit went everywhere!"
"Oh yeah, now that was. a BP oil spill"
"Oh yeah, now that was. a BP oil spill"
by Dr_K4rma April 17, 2019
Boy Pussy oil spill: When you pull out of your tight twink and they leak diarrhea. Would not recommend.
by danasp_42 August 25, 2019
We were fucking and there was a bp oil spill.
by Eodgary September 23, 2015