An update from either a news organization or a friend regarding another failed attempt to stop the BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
**Oiler Alert** Hi Nancy, Wow, the 2016 Summer Olympics were great! Btw, I just heard those incompetent fuckheads at BP botched another attempt to stop the oil spill.
Going door-to-door in one's neighborhood (usually with friends) looking for elderly people, who may or may not be sick, to determine if they should be put to death.
"I can't play one more game of Apples to Apples™. Let's stretch our legs a bit and go death-paneling."
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