Used to replace the word son. Especially when referring to a member of the female sex.
Hey what's up offspring.
by Jahtay May 29, 2008
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A once awesome punk band that sort of died with the release of Splinter. Their best songs are
1. Crossroads
2. Pretty Fly for a White Guy
3. Come Out and Play
Offsping fucking kick ass!!!
by Okita-Sama March 13, 2005
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A band made up of stoned village idiots!!! Get it in your bloody head, the offspring FUCKING SUCK!!!
I was watching mtv and they played a offspring song...(3 seconds later)AHHH!!! IT BURNS MY EARS!!!! TURN OFF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!PLEASE!!!
by The Truth. May 3, 2005
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1. child, descendent

2. a poser band that thinks they're punk but are not. Punk is more than a music style and the Offspring just ain't got it.
1. Drew Barrymore is an offspring of the famous Barrymore acting family.

2. Geek: I'm really punk. I like the Offspring and fucking Green Day.

Punk: Good Lord!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 8, 2006
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A punk rock band with a lot of good songs. Has sadly been picked up by "punk" emo Gen Z'rs. Give the greatest hits album a listen.

Was featured heavily in Crazy Taxy.
Person 1: Hey man you listen to the Offspring?
Person 2: Yeah, they have some classics.
Person 3: Damn straight.
by Hirsc January 23, 2018
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