Verb. Past Tense: Octagoned
The act of putting down toilet paper on the seat before taking a poo as the straight lines of toilet paper form the shape of an octagon. This is mostly done in public toilets or toilets alien to the user.
The act of putting down toilet paper on the seat before taking a poo as the straight lines of toilet paper form the shape of an octagon. This is mostly done in public toilets or toilets alien to the user.
Angus: I just fired off a missile
Pablo: Dude that's gross, those toilets are jank
Angus: Its cool, I octagoned the seat
Pablo: Even still, for me its my own throne or nothing
The art of octagoning is to tesselate the paper so as to block out all of the seat.
Pablo: Dude that's gross, those toilets are jank
Angus: Its cool, I octagoned the seat
Pablo: Even still, for me its my own throne or nothing
The art of octagoning is to tesselate the paper so as to block out all of the seat.
by Chris Nissen April 24, 2008
Octagon is an Amazing Shape that has 8 Fantastic Sides, and 8 Awesome Angles, here, let me show you! 🛑
Kids: What's an octagon?
Jack Black: Octagon is an Amazing Shape that has 8 Fantastic Sides, and 8 Awesome Angles! 🛑
Jack Black: Octagon is an Amazing Shape that has 8 Fantastic Sides, and 8 Awesome Angles! 🛑
by nilsber August 29, 2019
A nickname for your penis. Featured in the Will Ferrell movie 'Anchorman'.
Very Effective...Works everytime with the ladies...They can't get enough of "THE OCTAGON"...
Very Effective...Works everytime with the ladies...They can't get enough of "THE OCTAGON"...
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by Bert Bert September 5, 2005
When a young lass positions herself in the middle/center of 8 young (preferably) lads who are "sporting wood". In either a firing squad or simultaneous order, the lass will receive copious amounts of "baby batter".
After the transfer of goods, the young lady (hoping not to be sniped), will forever have earned the title of "OCTAGON GIRL".
After the transfer of goods, the young lady (hoping not to be sniped), will forever have earned the title of "OCTAGON GIRL".
Member of 8 man rowing team: "I shot the first salvo in Lurleen's octagon".
Concerned boyfriend: "I'm going away for the weekend; I hope that Sally does not get caught in the crossfire of the octagon."
Concerned boyfriend: "I'm going away for the weekend; I hope that Sally does not get caught in the crossfire of the octagon."
by Jimbo S March 3, 2007
by pookie head September 13, 2007
When a person has achieved a status of simultaneously juggling eight different relationships at once.
by BeCAPPS February 17, 2014
Once fighters enter the octagon, there is no getting out. Unless, you jump over the fence like a little bitch.
by Justin R. June 4, 2005