by Choco July 18, 2004
A German ice cream and dairy store that serve a variety of dairy products ranging from milk and ice cream to cheese cake. Good food and service but many of the oberweis stores in the suburbs are infamous for hiring lesbians.
Once time I went to Oberweis, and I saw two girls in their underwear kissing eachother, but the ice cream was very good.
by Inuyasha gold fish October 16, 2005
A once-thriving family business is now in decline, its machinery inoperable and bankruptcy looming. The once sugar-sweet ice cream is now made with corn solids—a symbol of the forgotten empire it has become. Upon the passing of the grandparents, the now-valueless business, despite its million-dollar name and customer base, will be sold to the lowest bidder.
The former CEO squandered the company's worth to indulge in a lavish lifestyle, leaving the current board, composed of feuding siblings, to compete in an egotistical struggle. In their selfish pursuit, they've shattered the futures of their own children and perpetuated a culture of discord.
The grandchildren, distanced from the family tradition, seem unlikely saviors. Yet there's one outlier, a grandson missing from family photos, viewed by his family as a thug, by his exes as a bad boy, and by acquaintances as a lazy genius.
But the truth reveals a more complex picture. In a family marred by criminality, this grandson stands as the one honest member, filled with compassion and a unique capacity to listen to the people. For those disillusioned with Oberweis, he may be the only redeeming figure, guided by a genuine connection with others and driven by a commitment to fulfill his ancestors' dream of being simply the best. His mission is not for personal gain but for the people he serves.
The former CEO squandered the company's worth to indulge in a lavish lifestyle, leaving the current board, composed of feuding siblings, to compete in an egotistical struggle. In their selfish pursuit, they've shattered the futures of their own children and perpetuated a culture of discord.
The grandchildren, distanced from the family tradition, seem unlikely saviors. Yet there's one outlier, a grandson missing from family photos, viewed by his family as a thug, by his exes as a bad boy, and by acquaintances as a lazy genius.
But the truth reveals a more complex picture. In a family marred by criminality, this grandson stands as the one honest member, filled with compassion and a unique capacity to listen to the people. For those disillusioned with Oberweis, he may be the only redeeming figure, guided by a genuine connection with others and driven by a commitment to fulfill his ancestors' dream of being simply the best. His mission is not for personal gain but for the people he serves.
by KingDouchebagTheMilkman August 17, 2023