Town of uppity rich people who hate on a near by town "verona". Filled with pot heads and loser kids who buy drugs from the near by verona kids. Only thing good about it is its golf course! (Oakmont Country Club)
oakmonts shit hole
by annonomous156 January 21, 2009
the complete opposite of the def. above. i personally love verona, and all of my best friends live there. and trust me, there are definetly drug dealers and stuff in oakmont, too. theyre my neighbors.
by blargh you person June 14, 2011
A school filled with girls who have no respect for themselves, crack head guys, and swim coaches who will fuck your mom. Oakmont is known for their fire alarms going off because freshmen vaping in the bathroom and Pedophile administrators
Girl: hey do u go to oakmont?
Boy: yeah oakmont highschool is filled with crack heads and sex freaks
Boy: yeah oakmont highschool is filled with crack heads and sex freaks
by Fuckkkkkkkkkakakakaka August 15, 2018
Includes residents of Oakmont, Pennsylvania (primarily around Oakmont Country Club) that believe just because they live in Oakmont they are instantly better than anyone else in the area. It's "high class thinking" from people that aren't really that affluent. People displaying this kind of behavior are known to be caught in the "Oakmont Bubble."
A: "I'm not talking to you because you live in Verona. You obviously don't deserve my time."
B: "You're just pissed because you'll never have as much money as people from Fox Chapel. Get out of the Oakmont Bubble and get real."
B: "You're just pissed because you'll never have as much money as people from Fox Chapel. Get out of the Oakmont Bubble and get real."
by hahayourecool May 17, 2012
A high school that must be trying really hard to win the "worst high school in America" award or some shit. If you have a son, I urgently advise you not to send him here. The girls that go to this school destroy lives. If you are a male, please consider going somewhere else. The minute you do something harmless that one of the girls doesn't like, she will go straight to the office and falsely accuse you of rape or something like that. Then when she does that everyone else turns on you and starts to call you a rapist/pedophile/sexual predator when you're still trying to figure out what the fuck it is that you did. The most common element of this scenario is when the beta cuck white knight soy boy jocks come to her defense even though she's at fault only because they've been spending years trying to get inside her pants. Then once the office finds you innocent and sees that there's no evidence that this bimbo's accusation is true, she gets off scot free for lying and your reputation is damaged forever because the administrators see the world in the same man-hating liberal way that the students do. Welcome to Oakmont.
Joe: *breathes*
Oakmont slut: Are you fucking serious? This is unacceptable. I'm going to the office right now and reporting you for that.
Joe: All I did was breathe.
Mike: Sorry bro, you're at Oakmont High School.
Oakmont slut: Are you fucking serious? This is unacceptable. I'm going to the office right now and reporting you for that.
Joe: All I did was breathe.
Mike: Sorry bro, you're at Oakmont High School.
by 3e4943e October 5, 2019
Oakmont high school is a place where it’s acceptable to be a whore and date your homies friends. Where senior guys try to get with freshman girls. Where the best fucking sport is girls tennis. Where every teacher minus few are racist. Where white kids think they are from the hood. They have a better record of setting smoke detectors off in one day than the football team winning in 5 years.
John: “Oh you go to Oakmont high school, doesn’t that one girl go there?”
Mark: “Oh my ex? the one who cheated on me with all my friends, said the N-word and got molested by the band teacher”
John: “Yep that’s her!”
Mark: “Oh my ex? the one who cheated on me with all my friends, said the N-word and got molested by the band teacher”
John: “Yep that’s her!”
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by lella star August 16, 2009