Over The Internet
Dude_1: "Hey I went to a cool party last night."
Dude_2: "Cool, got any pictures?"
Dude_1: "Yeah, let me jsut email them to you OTI ;)"
Oops There It Is - The act of jamming your cock in a girl's ass and acting like it was an accident or a mistake.
Doc: "Hey Bob, I was in bed with Nikki and committed an OTIS last night. She was pissed!"
A pretty cool guy who thinks there should be a definition for his name other than giant turds and surprise cock slammings, not that he didn't crack up when reading those definitions, but come on...
Hey look there's Otis!
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Jayz and Kanye west's single "otis"
Acronym for "on the internet". Essentially, the opposite of "irl
" (in real life.)
You don't understand me very well OTI: next time, call me.
A man who rides a Harley and hooks up with a different woman every night. This is possible because of this abnormally large dick.
Josh: Hey sis, how'd your party go last night?
Nikki: Great, I hooked up with an Otis and he took me for a ride on his Harley. :D
Verb - When somebody is slowing you down in a crisis because they are hurt, fat, old, or any combination of the three. Often somebody you don't know or like so you decide to save yourself by killing or ditching them so you can make your escape. Comes from the show The Walking Dead
I was running from a starving rabid bear and Dave was slowing me down because he broke his leg so I had to Otis his ass and leave him.
The zombies where closing in and since I never liked Steve I decided to Otis him by shooting him in the leg and make my escape.
If I where in your shoes I would have Otis-ed her ass and took off.
A big (usually huge) and smelly turd that leaves your ass hurting the whole day after shitting it. May clog your drain if you don't reduce it to pieces somehow, usually with a knife refered to as a poo knife.
"- Dude, you seem depressed, what's happened ?
- Man I've just shitted an otis in there, hurts like hell... i had to cut it with a poo knife!
- Owww thats horrible man !"