3 definitions by AssCrumbs

Tobias Hellberg

He's got a huge dong with a tattoo of a dragon on it. He is shorter than a hobbit but hairier than a dwarf. He would fit right in in the Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings. Some people call him the lover of math, I call him the love of my life. He could put his humongous dong in any of his students, the would just beg for more. He gives the worlds best hugs, but watch out so he doesn't rape you. I could call him Daddy anytime. He is the epitome of a handsome man. Tobias is love, Tobias is life.

Tobias Hellberg is the best math teacher ever!

by AssCrumbs January 31, 2019

Otis

Someone who acts super weirdly around their crush, and can physically not do anything because of their presence. A person who seems to have no chance of losing their virginity any time soon. On the other hand, a very nice guy who will always give you relationship advice despite not having any experience.

You are such an Otis, can't even talk to a girl. Let alone sit next to one in class.

by AssCrumbs January 23, 2019

Kashoot Myself

The verb used to commit suicide because of triggers from playing kahoot or just thinking about it.

I wanted to Kashoot Myself after we presented our kahoot to the class.

by AssCrumbs January 23, 2019