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The opposite of JOing. The feeling of regret that sometimes comes after jack/jerking off. Often followed by rash actions of desperation, for example murdering your ex-wife or singing R&B songs from the 70’s.
Dude 1, “What’s the matter buddy?”

Dude 2, “I just JOed, now I’m totally OJing.”

Dude 1, “Want to sing Love Train?”

Dudes 1&2, “PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD…”
by martinslips June 12, 2016
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(v.) Playing the race card, legal gray areas and loopholes to escape conviction for a crime that you obviously commited.


(v.) Trying to contact the legal team that defended OJ simpson of killing Nicole.
If you would like to see his wife's body, it's at celebrity morgue
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
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