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Nutstock 

When large numbers of multiple fringe groups gather in one place to voice their conspiracy theories and irrational ideas.
Tea Baggers in the District of Columbia on 9/12/09.
Nut cases plus Woodstock equals Nutstock.
Nutstock by neognostic September 27, 2009
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(n.) A new editor on Urban Dictionary; a "new UDitor".

Identified by low decision count; due to unfamiliarity with the UD editing system, may not have fully internalized the UD submission guidelines.
UDitor 1: I can't believe that terrible def was actually approved!
UDitor 2: It was probably just a bad vote by some nUDitor.
nUDitor by Cicero's Assassin February 6, 2009
A nut shaped pokemon that is impossible to catch. It's skills are being nutty and taking great photos. The photos range from tool like purposes to very inappropriate photos. Nutto can please all of your photo needs.
Hey can you take my photo with this nutto.
Nutto by ThePokemonDefiner September 26, 2018

Norwegian Nutstomp

When one person hang glides, and at the last second, drops from the hang glider and kicks the other person in the nuts.
Jon Norwegian nutstomped Jaden so hard that, sadly, he had to get his testacles amputated.

Deezus Nutious 

Deezus Nutious was an Ancient Roman philosopher who specialised in counting balls. In 100 A.D., when Archimedes told him to give him a tool, Deezus Nutious replied with "Get deez nuts lmao", so a legend was born. Nowadays, people who say constantly deez nuts jokes are also called honorably Deezus Nutious
Person 1:Do you want some porn CDs?
Person 2:Yeah
1:Well see deez nuts in yo face lmao get rekt
2:Hehe your jokes made me feel dizzy
1: nah u just deez-y
2: don't be a Deezus Nutious bruh

Benjamin Nutton

Basically reverse roadhead. A girl is operating a vehicle while performing oral sex on the passenger.
A common street whore offered Chuck Nuts a Benjamin Nutton while on the way to a late night Denny's meal while O'Brian on Roids was barking out of the window at bitches on Fee Lane. Lacombe could have been involved in the process but he decided to be a pussy bitch.
Benjamin Nutton by A501 November 16, 2009