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nut slap 

To rub your nuts with your hand and slap somebody. If done to a fucktard the correct term is fucktarded.
Slap!...u have just been fucktarded
nut slap by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 13, 2004

Nut slap 

Exclaimed when frustrated or annoyed, like 'ball ache'.
A friend drops their drink...you say - 'ooo nut slap'
Nut slap by The Mental Masher February 22, 2011

Nut slap 

time when two males are fucking a female and their nut sacks collide
"Dude, me and Al were totally about to Eifel Tower Shawna when we nut slapped and lost all sexual desire."
Nut slap by pimp-pimpedy-pimp-pimp December 7, 2003

Nut Slap 

The act of nutting in your hand and slapping it across your bitches face
Man Kyle last night nut slapped me so hard
Nut Slap by Nutslapyogirl December 17, 2019
The act of oral/doggy style sex, while the nuts engage in slapping the under-chin or clitoris of the female party.
The doctor said I can't get laid for three weeks because I nut-slapped my girlfriend so hard, her clit turned black and blue.
Nut-slap by Doodie187 October 1, 2014

Albuquerque Nut Slap

When two male social workers meet, they must tug their scrotums back and then (on the count of three) slap their nutsacks together by way of greeting. It's obligatory the first time they meet and optional each time therafter.
Oh, you're a drug abuse counselor, too? Time for the ol' Albuquerque Nut Slap.