The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.
by HomeAlone October 30, 2018