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A 50 pound dog who thinks it's a lap dog. Generally curls up on their master's lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master's nuts in the process.
Guy: Ow! The dog just jumped off my lap!
Girl: Yeah, he's a total nut blaster.
by uvkorn7 November 19, 2010
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