there are many different types of nuts...theres the noun nut and the action of nutting

Nut can be used in many different ways with pretty much any adjective added on to it...

...i ran up to a girl and told her ima give her that creamy nut

...bitch i got that crusty nut...ya kinda gross but its funny

...stanky nut, sticky nut, raunchy nut, suck on that juicy nut, just use your imagination

...i put that nut in her ass and she yelled for more, so i put in both in, then nutted on her back, put a paper towel on that and made her fly around the room...i supermaned that nut

well u can use your imagination for the rest

but today i was at lunch with my boys casey, trav and taylor and we were talking about just the usual random shit and brought up a girl, and i said...i told that bitch that ima give her that creampie nut in the eye...we basically all died laughing, we all have our nut moments, and soon you'll have your nut moments but come up with your own and just think what other kind of nuts there could be? hmmm? see your thinkin of some already, thats a good nut

o btdubbs a nut doesnt gotta be, well, a nut nut it can pretty much mean anything...but no one'll think that hard after u say it and everyones laughing

well, go on young sky walker and spread the world of your nut
by PRELLO September 17, 2008
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v. The act of ejaculation.

n. Semen.
v. I'm bouts to nut!

n. I bust my nut on that bitch ass!
by TimmyT June 05, 2003
1. Crazy
2. Testicles
3. Things which monkeys eat.
That monkey is nuts. I've given it some nuts, and it's rubbing them on its nuts.
by Viz March 16, 2003
(verb) to ejaculate
"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
by Jake March 23, 2004
1) What a squirrel eats
2) What a guy diving into an alligator pit is
3) What standing with only 4 men against the whole German army is
4) What a cannibal eats (Ouch)
Confucious Say: Man who stick penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts (Double meaning)
by Survivor Fan August 16, 2004
(n.) An edible seed

(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)

(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt

(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head

(v.) slang- press

(v.) seminal fluid

(n.) Testicle
A) Let's eat some nuts!

B) That guy is a gun-nut

C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer

D) My nut is in pain

E) Nut that button on the wall for me.

F) Nut on your face

G) OW! My nuts!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
A unit of liquid measurement equal to the average human male ejaculatory volume of 3.5mL. It is a standardized unit to compare to a squirt, which is similar in volume but is an approximation based on perception and that varies in each application.

The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).

subway emp: You want mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?
customer: both
emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?
customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?
emp: ok sure
by okipatrick January 07, 2007
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