Nuber 

A person that has perma-fried their brain through either drugs or alcohol. Stems from the latin root numer, meaning number, shows that an individual has destroyed a large number of brain cells

That guy smoked so much he Nubered his mind, I don't think he can function at a level on par with the average 8 year old.

Nuber by David Fern June 19, 2008

nuber 

the name given to a person who has little or no intelligence.
so much so they can't even spell the word number.

you are the biggest nuber i have ever met!!

nuber by youhavepooinyourmouth November 24, 2007

nuber 

an uber nube, an extreme novice
Etymology: nerdy online PC gamer language, from German uber meaning super
Synonyms: homosexual, jackass, moron
Antonyms: badass, 31337 mo'er fucker

People who waste their lives at LanWerx are nubers.

nuber by Cody September 8, 2003

Nuber 

super cool guy who is chill and awesome and such.

Whoaaa hey Nuber sup? We should do lunch.

Nuber by TheAgentGordon June 18, 2011

Nuber 

anything that is a noun. Can be used as a very offensive insult or a compliment. Can also be used to describe something that is really cool. Or it can just be used to describe anything period. Can also be used as an adjective. Actually, nuber can be used however you feel like it.

Wow, did you see him? He was such a Nuber!

Stop being a nuber.

That is one fine nuber.

Your being nuber-ly today.

Nuber by Anonymous April 20, 2005

nuber 

a cross between a nerd and a goober. Totally book smart but socially so inadequate that he/she cannot funtion in a group of more than one person.

Susan is married to the biggest nuber. He can quickly clear a room similar to a skunk at a picnic.

nuber by jlyons February 22, 2009

Nuber 

Another word for motherfucker.

a: "You are such a slut!"
b: "You are the slut, you nuber!!"

Nuber by khristina January 1, 2008