Beautiful college in the otherwise filthy, crack-infested, crime ridden South Bend, Indiana. If not for Notre Dame, South Bend would be a ghost town.
Damn, Notre Dame football sucks, but Catholic school girls rule!
by Manic.Impressive December 19, 2004
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a college in south bend, indiana with a lot of rich wise ass whores who think that theyre all that, but if they were really all that they would gotten into yale or havard. it is also a very, very big gothic style cathedral in paris, france. it was also the setting for Victor Hugos "the hunchback of notre dame".
Notre Dame is technically not pronounced correctly in America, just like alot of streets, counties, and cities are pronounced differently in original French.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 17, 2005
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"a college in south bend, indiana with a lot of rich wise ass whores who think that theyre all that, but if they were really all that they would gotten into yale or havard."

Wow and you go to community college or something I'm guessing?...First of all, Notre Dame is an amazing school and we're the highest ranked Catholic school in the country. (Take that Gtown). Secondly, I know plenty of people currently attending ND who turned down schools like Harvard, Yale, Stanford, and Princeton.

Badmouth Notre Dame all you want but at the end of the day, you're just jealous because you didn't get in. Oh and if we're rich, attractive, intelligent, and damn proud of all of the above, we've got every right to be.
Nd hater: You went to Notre Dame? They're such rich assholes that would only be cool if they had gone to yale or harvard.

ND alum: Could you fill it up with super? I have to get over to the club
by goirish May 8, 2006
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Welp that went ya know fire a lot off jews died i think idk but the catholics i hope strapped them inside the Notre dame and then let it on fire
Hey josh did you see the Notre Dame
Josh: No
by maxiepoe April 13, 2020
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A good academic institution, but that's about it. The culture is crazy strange. Notre Dame grads and students claim that everyone loves it, but when people offer differing opinions, they demand the dissenters leave. How is it strange, you may ask? Interactions between guys and girls are awkward, to say the least. People are nice to your face but the most vile creatures behind your back. ND students are the "best" hypocrites in the world: they're all "Catholic," but then most of them cheat, sexually assault a ridiculously high number of girls, steal (highest crime on campus, and considering the sexual assault problems, that's saying a lot), and lie lie lie. But if you ever try to bring any of these topics up, the response is still the same old BS.... "Love thee Notre Dame" my hairy minority a**.
Student 1: No one doesn't like Notre Dame!
Student 2: I don't like Notre Dame.
Student 1: Then leave!
Student 2: Why don't we just make it better?
Student 1: Notre Dame is heaven on earth! F*#& off!
Student 2: .....(sigh)
by Reasonable Notre Dame Student October 15, 2011
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"Michigan has more overall wins, a higher winning percentage, more all time bowl appearences, more national titles depending on who you ask, a winning record against ND."

A university that does not 1) admit based on race; 2) whose football team did not participate in bowls for over 30 years, making "bowl appearances" comparisons idiotic; 3) has more consensus--that means that most experts agree and is the truest measure you can hope for--national titles than anyone, period. Michigan is not even close, and if you compare apples to apples (i.e. use Michigan's retarded method for counting titles), it is about 19 to 11 ND; 4)could not play against Michigan for roughly 70 years, during its dynasty years when it would have decimated Michigan 2 years out of 3, because of UMich's virulent anti-Catholic (yet adamantly pro-minority-at-all-costs) attitude.
If Notre Dame could disregard academic standards like UMich, it would be playing for a national title most years.
by hail to the victors of what October 29, 2006
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The best school in the nation when it comes to academics, athletics,food, and faculty. More Heismen Trophy's and National Championships in football that anyone else. Best Graduation rate in country. Highest Fresh-Soph retention rate in Country.
ND student: Sweet, our football team is going to another BCS bowl game.

CAL student: While, at least our school is incredibly biased and admits too many Asians.

ND student: No its all good. Notre Dame has a support club in Iraq, and in over 150 more countries.

CAL student: Well we have one in China!

ND student: Oh, look at the paper. Our women's soccer and men's hockey teams are now ranked number one in the country!

CAL student: While are ping-pong team is ok. I guess.
by ndfan November 27, 2007
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