Nothing

What you say when either

a) You're too tired to say what's happening.
b) You're too sad to talk about what's happening.
c) A lot of stuff is happening, but you don't know the person well enough to tell them.
d) Nothing is literally happening at all.

a) 2:42 AM: What's up?

2:43 AM: Nothing... I'm going to sleep bye.
b) Jane: What's up Sarah?

Sarah (whose boyfriend broke up with her) : Nothing
c) Brianna: Hi, what's your name?

Marissa: Marissa, what's yours?

Brianna: Brianna.

Blah blah blah, later that day on Facebook or something.

Brianna: What's up?

Marissa: Nothing.
d) Ed: What's up?

Al: Nothing.

Ed: No, seriously. What's up?

Al: Literally, nothing.

by wizardingmockingjaywithabox June 18, 2013

Nothing

What do the poor have and the rich don't want?
What is wider than the universe?
What lives in New Zealand but is still a virgin?

Nothing.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

Nothing

What most people who post on this sits lives are worth.

Stop playing so much CS fag.

by the kkk rocks May 7, 2003

Nothing

It is what everything else isn't. Everything else is somehting so the other thing is nothing.

Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Nothing

Nothing cannot be defined. It has no qualities. Some who write about Nothing will use the word "nothingness", but this is a fallacy as it projects a quality as if Nothing could describe something. Nothing is not the absence of something, it is merely Nothing. Awakening to the temporal and illusory nature of something, allows you to discover the light show of reality is projected onto Nothing. From Nothing, we collapse the illusion. There is no spoon. There is no light(or dark). There is no fill in the blank. The reason you are unaware of Nothing is due to the hypnotic nature of the illusion. Any value your mind/ego assigns to any perception is false. There is Nothing.

Nothing contains awareness. Awareness is contained by nothing. When you bring the binary elements of an illusion together (unseperate them), they cancel each other out and what is left is what was always there, Nothing.

by Careless Whisper November 7, 2019

Nothing

That which is greater than God.

1. The Devil is greater than nothing.
2. Nothing is greater than God.
3. Therefore, the Devil is greater than God.

by pykey92 October 5, 2009

Nothing

Rubbish Tasks; Checking Email Watering grass

Watcha up too? Nothin!

by Freddy June 14, 2003