Nothing

You. Everything you do/have done/will do.

"Speak to me Sarah. What's wrong now?"

"Nothing."

by CartledgeB2 October 27, 2003

Nothing

"Something" Everyone Seems To Be Doing Everytime You Ask What They Are Doing.

Makes People Very Mad.

Very Annoying When They Ask For Something To Talk About.

Caution: Nothing Might Make Someone Have Nothing To Talk About.

Greg: Hey Ashley What Are You Doing??
Ashley: Nothing...

10 Minutes Pass...

Ashley: Why Do You Never Have Anything To Talk About...?
Greg: ...Why Are You Always Doing Nothing...?

by .Tit.For.Tat. March 30, 2008

Nothing

What Atheists believe is the cause of the universe

'What is the cause of the Big Bang?'
'Nothing!'
'Ah, so the same thing I had for lunch today'

by NorwegianNorwayLover August 16, 2014

Nothing

Something non-existant.

The oppostite of something.

Nothing is inbetween the arrows > <.

by _____nothing__________________ June 17, 2009

Nothing

Absence of anything

You know nothing

by Truong An December 13, 2009

Nothing

Nothing means Something.
It could mean chen's mom.
It means chen's mom.
Therefore, nothing = chen's mom.

Mar1: hey, chen I had sex with nothing yesterday.

Chen: Cool, me too.

by AhmedElGhazou March 17, 2009

nothing

What happens when you tickle a DEAD girl's feet!!

I tickled the feet of a dead hot chic in hopes of resurrecting her, but since nothing happened (except that I got a hard-on), I went ahead with passionately kissing her, rubbing her crotch, and so on...

by Dead & ADEAD April 1, 2005