Not A Real Person: (N)

1. Character of Society

2. One whose actions are so offbeat that they require one to ask “did he/ she really just do that?”

3. A person who one may see and instantly wonder how he/ she became they way he/ she is today.*


Note: Because of Definitions 1-3 above, we can conclude that Not A Real Person have roles in life designed for entertainment purposes.



Syn: out of control out of sight extraordinary screwy wack
Plu: Not Real People
Abbrev: Not Real
Ant: genuine fake serious real-life normal

Have you ever seen the witches? They are Not Real People.

The old woman with the Cruella de Vil hairstyle is Not A Real Person.
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A person who actually does things society asks of them. Someone who has a job, owns property, or has a pension plan. It doesn't need to encompass one of those, or necessarily any, but they do need to embody some concrete "real" ideal.
Unlike me, a grad student living off loans, my friend has a grown up job and is a real person.

or

I did my own taxes for the first time this year, I'm finally a real person.
by MEGGILY August 5, 2010
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Someone who is themself all the time, themself being who they say they are, without the deception. Someone that doesn't need many different colors, shades, or hues of contact lenses or hair dyes (or skin creams) to throw people off.
A real person wouldn't do that, but he/she always has done shit like that. As a kid, he/she didn't get away with it as much, since more of his/her social life was in and through school (where he/she met most of the people that he/she knew) and other institutional settings (possibly church for example), but as he/she got older, he/she wanted to change his/her image into something people would like/accept more than who he/she was as a kid, therefore he/she did all these extra things after turning 18 to fuck with people's lives as a different person than the one he/she was born as.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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Somebody who is particularly impressive, or appears to be exceptionally good at life.

* If you were to meet someone who was obviously NOT a real person you would know because they would constantly be failing at life, or bringing other people down.
REAL PERSON
random: I wish I was more like insert name, she's so beautiful and always helping other people.. she's a real person.

* NOT a REAL PERSON
random: insert name is such a douchebag, have you noticed how he's always screwing up, he's not even a real person.
i.e. matt miller.

Scenario:
Girl walks into a bar, trips and spills her drink.

REAL PERSON
are you okay?! i'd like to buy you another drink. (helps girl up)

NOT a REAL PERSON
oh yeah, i'd tap that.
bend over again honey.

by asherleaa April 7, 2008
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A person that gives you money.
Na only person wey dey give us money be real person
by NeoVii August 25, 2020
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When people write fanfiction about real people that actually exist. Very common amongst Beliebers and One Directioners. Also usually distorts the person's actual personality, making them into a doll.
Oh look, Real Person Fiction about Bieber and Styles. What a cliche, let's move on.
by Anti_You January 3, 2017
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A person who is defiantly real. His pipe like body and very possible moai head makes him an absolute monster hovering over everyone he sees. He did unfortunately died while trying to fight the zombie cube thingy. May he rest in peace.
Short kid: DUDE! IS THAT TOTALLY REAL PERSON
Dumb kid: TRP? Do you mean The Roleplay
Short kid: No, Totally Real Person. The only true person
by GoodOlAmbientBoy October 21, 2022
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