Top Definition
When something is truly lacking potential of occurring. It cannot be done because it simply is not in the cards.
Pistol: "hey lets go spend money on some scratch offs"

Torque: "nah, that simply is not in the cards"

Pistol: "well maybe we should invite the Yak and Ratchy Rachel over?"

Torque: "that is not in the cards young sir."
by PistolPeteySieges January 01, 2014

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